Taco Smell

Tonite Phil, Tracy, and I took a little late night trip to taco bell down the road cause we were all hungry. It took us about 10 minutes to place our order. The speaker kept going in and out while the guy was taking our order, so he would ask me a question about what I had just ordered and I'd get the first few words and then it would go quiet or whatever. The first couple of times I asked him to repeat it, but there's only so many times you can say 'WHAT?!' before it gets really annoying. So, I did the next logical thing, which was to guess at what he must have finished the sentence with, and then respond with my answer. For example, when I hear 'do you want be....'? I assume that he was asking if I wanted beans on the burrito. I answer 'no, no beans please' only to find out that I've made an idiot of myself because he's asking if I want beef or chicken in my burrito and now he's thoroughly confused and thinks im high or something. All in all, it was pretty awkward and hilarious and it took forever. There's nothing quite like making a fool of yourself.